The bruise is now scarlette, purple and has a greenish tinge at the edges. I was right, Tiger balm stung like hell, I now have some Arnica cream.

I have a date. Christ knows how I'm going to dress or act or anything. I haven't had a date since the dawn of time. I have a whole week and a half to work myself into a worry over it.

Right now, I'm off to Leeds for much drinking and fun.