I'm still hungover from last night and it's just after midnight.
I have a HUGE bruise on my arse (it takes up one whole cheek, that's how huge!!) and a bruise and cut on my arm.
I have a nagging spasm in my right calf from dancing/ pogoing in 5 inch heels.
But I saw the Buzzcocks live and they fucking rocked, so I don't care
The Stranglers headlined and they sucked.
I saw my ex and his new woman. He looked shit, fat and bored, she (I know, I know, nothing against her really but I must crow) is dumpy and middleaged, and I looked hot for a change, slim by miracles of water tablets, crash diets, black clothes, heels and smoke and mirrors.
And I saw the buzzcocks live and they fucking rocked, did I mention that?
I'm off to double check online what to put on bruises of this magnitude, my sister says Tigerbalm, I suspect she's wrong and that that would sting.
Oh and btw, I fell on slippy stairs when only mildly wasted. It was not a total drunken fall.
I have witnesses who've told me this, as I couldn't remember falling hard enough for it to leave my arse black (it is black, and bright blue, almost electric. I'd post pictures, but no-one wants to see that).
I do remember seeing the Buzzcocks live, and they fucking rocked.
I have a HUGE bruise on my arse (it takes up one whole cheek, that's how huge!!) and a bruise and cut on my arm.
I have a nagging spasm in my right calf from dancing/ pogoing in 5 inch heels.
But I saw the Buzzcocks live and they fucking rocked, so I don't care
The Stranglers headlined and they sucked.
I saw my ex and his new woman. He looked shit, fat and bored, she (I know, I know, nothing against her really but I must crow) is dumpy and middleaged, and I looked hot for a change, slim by miracles of water tablets, crash diets, black clothes, heels and smoke and mirrors.
And I saw the buzzcocks live and they fucking rocked, did I mention that?
I'm off to double check online what to put on bruises of this magnitude, my sister says Tigerbalm, I suspect she's wrong and that that would sting.
Oh and btw, I fell on slippy stairs when only mildly wasted. It was not a total drunken fall.
I have witnesses who've told me this, as I couldn't remember falling hard enough for it to leave my arse black (it is black, and bright blue, almost electric. I'd post pictures, but no-one wants to see that).
I do remember seeing the Buzzcocks live, and they fucking rocked.
posted by aubergine dreams @ 11:16 PM
2 Comments:
At 12:16 AM,
Aurelius said…
So how was the gig?
At 5:36 PM,
Mark said…
I saw The Buzzcocks once. They were ok. I didn't realise it at the time but someone from The Smiths was their drummer. I used to like The Stranglers when I was 17, but thingy the singer left, and then I got very bored by them. They have the oldest drummer in rock.
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