Homicidal maniacs?

Any one know any? I'll give them an address and a description of to to follow away from it.

Either that or i need some other way to make my ex fuck off and leave me be. I found out he still has my old number stored to his phone. The old number for the old phone I don't have anymore, the phone he's been sending obscene messages to for someone else, who does now own the phone, to read.
Having been told what was in them, it seems he's got some other poor cow as his bit on the side now.
I hope she's aware that all she is to him is a bunch of holes to fuck. Sorry to be crude but I hope the poor cow isn't being fooled into thinking he gives a shit about another person but himself, especially a female person.

I just wish he'd update the entry for "worthless dumb whore" in his phone so it's her number instead of my old one, it's embarrassing for the guy who does now own it.

Or, more realistically, I wish a homicidal maniac would find him and, well, do his maniacally homicidal thing. Slowly.