This myspace lark is quite absorbing, in the same way I manage to get sucked into Big Brother each year.
I know it's horrible, I know it's monstrously mundane, but people and how they act (even if it is an act) facinate me.
I've also had 3 (count 'em) marriage proposals.
Two from African countries ("i decieded to write to you because you are the type of stuff i need...There is nothing that i am looking for that you should accept FRIENDSHIP and that will lead to MARRY" aww bless, but colour me cynical, a visa too maybe?) and one from middle America.
This on a short bio (a lot of which is true but only a very selective portion of me to obfuscate for ex bf reasons) and a picture of a stripper called Honey Holiday I found and saved on tinternet while drunk and cannot re-locate!
I also had a conversation on msn with a young boy who wanted to get to know me "betta". Paraphrased, and not including all his kiddie internet spelling that was mostly vowel free and comprised of letters from the rear end of the alphabet only:
he: hiya, you look sexy, I want to get to know you better.
me: that's not me, read my profile, and I don't like kids, also in my profile.
he: but you look hot.
me: IT'S NOT ME!!!
he: and I'm not a kid, I'm almost 18. I want to meet with you and have some fun.
me: run along, find someone with at least one thing in common with your profile in theirs, and it's STILL not me in that damn picture!!
Also, you'll probably know this, you get bulletins from folk who you've added as friends, and I got this one, don't follow this link if you've just eaten, you're under 18, or if you think cruelty in humour is very very wrong.
Let's just warn you with the fact that I didn't realise the subject of a couple of pictures on here until a hand strayed into the frame. It's not mean to animals though.
I'm quite amused by moderately cruel humour, but in places this goes a little too far (the writer seems a tad misogynistic to me, almost certainly no looker himself).
I'm still spreading it over my bit of the inernet though *holds out hand for slap and judgement*
also, for your delight, delectation, and in the hope someone may know about her or have more pictures than I do, Miss Honey Holiday!
I know it's horrible, I know it's monstrously mundane, but people and how they act (even if it is an act) facinate me.
I've also had 3 (count 'em) marriage proposals.
Two from African countries ("i decieded to write to you because you are the type of stuff i need...There is nothing that i am looking for that you should accept FRIENDSHIP and that will lead to MARRY" aww bless, but colour me cynical, a visa too maybe?) and one from middle America.
This on a short bio (a lot of which is true but only a very selective portion of me to obfuscate for ex bf reasons) and a picture of a stripper called Honey Holiday I found and saved on tinternet while drunk and cannot re-locate!
I also had a conversation on msn with a young boy who wanted to get to know me "betta". Paraphrased, and not including all his kiddie internet spelling that was mostly vowel free and comprised of letters from the rear end of the alphabet only:
he: hiya, you look sexy, I want to get to know you better.
me: that's not me, read my profile, and I don't like kids, also in my profile.
he: but you look hot.
me: IT'S NOT ME!!!
he: and I'm not a kid, I'm almost 18. I want to meet with you and have some fun.
me: run along, find someone with at least one thing in common with your profile in theirs, and it's STILL not me in that damn picture!!
Also, you'll probably know this, you get bulletins from folk who you've added as friends, and I got this one, don't follow this link if you've just eaten, you're under 18, or if you think cruelty in humour is very very wrong.
Let's just warn you with the fact that I didn't realise the subject of a couple of pictures on here until a hand strayed into the frame. It's not mean to animals though.
I'm quite amused by moderately cruel humour, but in places this goes a little too far (the writer seems a tad misogynistic to me, almost certainly no looker himself).
I'm still spreading it over my bit of the inernet though *holds out hand for slap and judgement*
also, for your delight, delectation, and in the hope someone may know about her or have more pictures than I do, Miss Honey Holiday!

3 Comments:
At 8:54 AM,
Mark said…
that's quite a disturbing link...
At 7:06 PM,
aubergine dreams said…
On several levels, yes.
That she's that despirate and lacking self respect, that he's that cruel, the whole visual no-no scaryness of the webcam images.
I toyed with taking it down but that would go against my own anti retrospective self censoring policy.
At 11:37 PM,
verbs said…
Wow! You ARE hot!! :p
Ok. That link was like watching a car crash. Horrifying yet utterly fascinating.
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